Give me at least one character and the reason you chose them. It can be based on looks or personality.
Ohmygosh, please yes.
the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is
when you’re talking with a friend and they suddenly say something really offensive and gross
The gods know what you’ve done.
this is the funniest shit i’ve seen for like 3 years
A woman is like a tea bag - you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.” - Eleanor Roosevelt
Welcome to Women’s History Month
New How to Train Your Dragon Staff Picks and Kids tees are here!
Go Go Go!
"I’m Mary Poppins now"
new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.
It has a little lettuce bow.
feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with